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You can’t make this shit up- disaster- Minimalist White Crewneck Sweatshirt
A soft, midweight crewneck sweatshirt designed to feel like a quiet, wearable pause. Because honestly, you couldn't make this stuff up if you tried. Clean, minimalist, and perfectly matched to the current state of affairs.
Plush inside and roomy through the body, this sweatshirt settles in easily: layer it over a tee for slow mornings, pull it on for late-night walks, or wear it to settle into creative work. The neutral, clean face keeps the focus on the message while ribbed collar and cuffs hold shape through repeated wear. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO‑TEX®‑certified dyes keep the fabric gentle against skin, and options for discreet embroidery or wrist markings add a personal touch for those who like small, intentional details. Product features - Medium‑heavy 50/50 cotton‑poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth without bulk - Classic crewneck fit with ribbed collar and double‑needle stitching for durability - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste - DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints; embroidery available on chest and wrists - OEKO‑TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets safety and compliance standards Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not dryclean -
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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