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You can’t make this shit up-warning labels-Minimalistic Pullover Hoodie
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You Can’t Make This Shit Up Hoodie
Because sometimes life gets so ridiculous, all you can do is look at the situation and say, “You can’t make this shit up.” This soft, mid-weight graphic hoodie puts that exact energy front and center with a bold, sarcastic design made for anyone who has seen enough to know that reality doesn’t need help writing the jokes.
Made from a comfortable 50% cotton / 50% polyester medium-weight fabric, this hoodie delivers cozy warmth without feeling overly heavy. The roomy kangaroo pocket keeps your hands warm, while the double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord add everyday comfort and durability. The tubular, no-side-seam construction creates a smooth, easy-to-wear fit.
The bold graphic makes this a perfect funny sarcastic hoodie for everyday wear, whether you’re heading out for coffee, running errands, hanging with friends, studying late, or simply surviving another episode of whatever the hell is happening today.
Perfect for:
- Sarcasm lovers and people with questionable levels of patience
- Anyone who regularly says, “You can’t make this shit up”
- Funny graphic hoodie collectors
- Friends, coworkers, and family members who have seen some things
- Casual everyday wear, coffee runs, chilly nights, and weekend lounging
- A hilarious gift for the person who always has an unbelievable story
Product Features
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester medium-weight fabric
- Soft, cozy feel with comfortable warmth
- No side seams for a smooth tubular-knit silhouette
- Double-lined hood for added durability
- Color-matched drawcord
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket
- Available with DTF/DTG printing options and select embroidery placements
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, max 30°C / 90°F
- Tumble dry on medium
- Iron, steam, or dry clean on low heat
- Do not dry clean
- Use non-chlorine bleach only as needed
Probably Not Sorry: For the people who don’t need an explanation—they already know. Because some situations are simply too ridiculous to make up.
50% cotton, 50% polyester
Made from specially spun fibers that make for a very strong, smooth fabric which is perfect for printing. Polyester fibers are extremely resilient, resistant to most chemicals, stretching, and shrinking. Heather Sport colors are 40% Cotton, 60% Polyester
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using a tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Drawstring hood
Adjustable hood with self-colored woven cord
Spacious pockets
Kangaroo pouch pocket will always keep your hands warm
DTF sleeve and wrist prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever, as well as the wrist prints by Fulfill Engine, are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method.
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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