Exhausted Adult Costume T-Shirt — Funny Halloween Tee

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Soft, worn-in cotton with a dry, lived-in feel — this garment-dyed tee carries a wry, grown-up sense of humor right on the chest. The bold green lettering and playful photo-style graphic read: “My costume is an ‘exhausted adult.’ Terrifying, isn’t it?” It settles into the shoulders and hangs relaxed, the heavyweight knit giving it structure while the post-dye softness makes it comfortable from the first wear. Sized from S to 4XL and available in many colors, it’s the kind of casual tee you pull on for late-night takeout runs, school drop-offs, or low-key adulting moments when you want to laugh instead of explain. Durable double-needle stitching and a tubular, seam-free body keep the silhouette clean and resilient — it’s built to handle repeat wears and repeated laughs. Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for lasting comfort - Garment-dyed after construction for soft color and lived-in texture - Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and sewn-in label - Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams for durability - Available S–4XL and in 58 colors; made in Honduras Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean