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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A cozy, straightforward sweatshirt that says what a lot of folks feel during sweater season. Soft yet substantial, this crewneck carries bold, block-letter typography down the front: "NO PUMPKIN. NO SPICE. NO THANKS!" — a crisp, playful statement for anyone who skips the seasonal hype. The midweight 50/50 cotton-poly blend holds shape and warmth without feeling bulky. Simple black canvas and high-contrast white text make the message easy to read from across a cafe table or at a friends’ gathering. Wear it on quiet mornings, during brisk walks, or layered for low-key autumn and holiday plans when you’d rather skip the clichés and keep things honest.
Product features
- Embroidery options available at left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists
- Made in Nicaragua; built with ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for a clean look and long-lasting wear
- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; gray tear-away label to prevent itchiness
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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